Yay memes! I’ve been tagged, and not in the comfortably delicious way.

1. I hoped for a long time to somehow avoid compulsory military service. When I no longer cared about it, they let me go because I had flat feet.

2. I like caffeine, but I hate coffee.

3. In 2000, I wrote a several-kilobyte big two-dimensional bin-packing program in Scheme. The whole program is a good candidate for a Daily WTF front-page post. My favorite is the function named get-fits.

4. Weird synchronicity seems to follow me around.

5. I am an Atheist, and a Discordian. Disbelief is a very unserious business.

In order to avoid planet.lispy combinatorial explosion (and further in-breeding of this meme), I’ll tag boinkmarks feeds baker/SBCL:emulated-x86/(:sb-thread), elgar/SBCL:ppc-on-ppc64, elgar/SBCL:ppc-on-ppc64/((not :gencgc)), walrus.boinkor.net/SBCL:x86, baker/CLISP:x86_64 instead of the few planet.lisp bloggers that are still missing (Xof, rudi – you are memetically free for another day). Expect their statements in a few days.